Dispatches from the General
February 6, 2010, 4:56 pm
Extremely psyched to see Avatar when it comes out.
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Roast the Roastmaster
January 31//Captain said...
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THAT NAKED SINCE THE AIRING OF SNL WITH HAMM & BOOB LAY. A PIG AND A SELF-PROCLAIMED TITTY#@*%!ER; GOOD CHOICE......
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2/10/2010
Adam Carolla Live Podcast
Ontario, CA
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2/12/2010
A Special Benefit for Haiti
Universal City, CA
8:00 p.m.       more info

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