March 26, 2011, 2:35 pm
An in depth conversation between me & ESPN's Bill Simmons on the "sport" of roasting.... RT @sportsguy33 BS Report: http://es.pn/gSD7OD
March 25, 2011, 4:57 pm
Hope flooding isn't too scary in North Dakota now. Again sorry for postponed gigs. Rescheduled dates just went up at RoastmasterGeneral.com
March 25, 2011, 9:57 am
Up early doing press for my April 2nd performance at the fancy Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut. Who's coming to see the live roasting?
March 23, 2011, 6:44 pm
Sad to hear about the passing of Elizabeth Taylor. Best piece of ass I ever had. Roast In Peace my love.
March 23, 2011, 2:57 pm
This is a really funny trailer for a film directed by my Sunday lunch pal Phil Rosenthal. Can't wait to see it... http://tinyurl.com/4jryuxr
March 21, 2011, 4:36 pm
Yo roasters, The promoter in Bismarck & Fargo has postponed my gigs there because of potential flooding. This totally sucks. I'm sorry.
March 20, 2011, 10:51 pm
When I flew as a kid everybody clapped for the pilots when we landed safely - especially in bumpy weather. Now we reach for our cellphones.
March 20, 2011, 2:03 pm
Tough leavin' Jersey after such a fun & emotional gig in New Brunswick.Thx to all my fam & friends who came out. Comin home is always great!
March 17, 2011, 12:13 pm
Headed home to dirty Jersey. It's been way too long. Shows tonight thru Sat. at Stress Factory in New Brunswick. Who's coming?
March 17, 2011, 9:35 am
Much love to all the students that turned out at my Duquese University show last night. My first Catholic school. I feel saved.